Don't assume that we always do things better in the U.S. For example, the way they take showers is far better here. I thought I'd offer instructions for future visitors. You'll definitely want to print this out and stuff it in your suitcase!
Step 1: Turn on the power switch. It's a most excellent, shiney power switch, no?
Step 2: Turn on the water valve. (Note to Craig: This valve in our room was a bit leaky. Could you get on that right away? Or do you have "people" who work on that?) It's important to not be fooled by the low stream of pressure that will now ooze out of the shower head. Believe me, this will be addressed ahead. . .read on . . .
Step 3: This is the most beloved part of their system! You get all the hot water you want! For real! It never runs out! Oh, blessed nector of the showering gods! And it makes it the EXACT temperature to your liking! Just set the knob!
Step 4: And if that don't beat all, you can also set the pressure EXACTLY the way you want.
Step 5: Of course you know what to do with this. You can use it traditional, hands-off style, or take it off the hook for a more accurate experience.
I now take five showers a day. We're definitely going to bring this advanced technology back home with us; much like what Marco Polo did with spaghetti noodles and firecrackers.
3 comments:
Well at least we know that you can give great instructions!! You are so funny you are going to have to write a book from this trip.
I didn't know you could be this funny! And you've been with Craig only how long?
Wish I had known that before last July..Seriously...
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